Can accretion onto isolated neutron stars produce gamma-ray bursts?
It is shown here that, if slow accretion onto high-velocity neutron stars from the interstellar medium is to be the origin of gamma-ray bursts, the accretion physics is very different from what applies for local low-velocity neutron stars. For halo neutron stars with high magnetic fields and velocities, electromagnetic dipole radiation pressure prevents accretion unless the period is longer than tens of seconds; the centrifugal barrier will then prevent accretion until the period reaches several thousand seconds. For periods as long as this, accretion may proceed through Kelvin-Helmholtz instability at the magnetopause boundary. At interstellar densities and neutron-star magnetic fields of about 10 exp 12 G, the accretion rate by this process can be much larger than the Bondi-Hoyle accretion rate, but is still well below what is needed for slow-accretion burst models. It is concluded that slow accretion onto high-velocity neutron stars in the halo cannot be the origin of gamma-ray bursts.